holyshitsauce:

caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

“MY NAME IS MARK TWAIN, FAMOUS AMERICAN AUTHOR. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU YHAT THIS GIRL IS MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALK YOU AND/OR MURDER YOUR PETS.”

If a girl ever did this to me she could have me any way she wanted.  

(Source: winonaryderscrazyeyes, via jiaaa)


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